I have never believed in divine intervention until this day one year ago. I was leaving my house that evening and I saw a kid about 3 years old walking a giant Golden Retreiver. No shit, the dog was more than 2 times this kid's size and it was noticeable. His parents were walking behind him pushing a baby carriage with what I assume was carrying his sibling. It was some real all American shit.
Just as I started to look away, the dog must have seen something in the street and darted after dragging the kid about 10 feet before he let go. When the dog got to the middle of the road he got smashed by a brand new Toyota Camry that was going way too fast.
The dog was in pieces, the kid was crying, and his parents were freaking out. The thing that stood out to me most though was how much damage was done to the front of the Camry. That car hit the shit out of that dog. All I could think was, does insurance cover that? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had forgotten to pay my car insurance that month.
I ran back into the house, jumped online and went straight for the Geico website. No shit, it was 4:54 and I had until 5 pm to submit my payment. Had I not seen that dog get smashed, I would have had to pay a late fee. I had dodged a bullet.
That is kind of how this is. I don't know how you got onto this website to read this shit but it is literally divine intervention. You were about to go lose your ass in the NFL today but now you are about to cash 5 plays. You lucky bastard!
Heres how it works. You click the Paypal button down there. Once you finish the payment process, I will email you my 5 NFL BOMBS for today. You will then play these plays instead of the bullshit you were about to bet. Sound good?
Timeout, I almost forgot!!! If I don't profit today, I will give you every bet I make until the day after the Super Bowl as compensation! This is a NO BRAINER! Let's EAT!!