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Clippers-Celtics Prediction 2-13-2020

Clippers-Celtics Prediction 2-13-2020

Clippers-Celtics Prediction 2-13-2020

It’s bowling night tonight but tonight is much more delicate than most bowling nights. In the past month my average has fallen all the way to 173 and I am losing ground to the top guy who is 180+. A real bowler would never blame the oil patterns so I won’t do that but with that being said, it’s clearly the oil patterns. Due to this, I have been forced to change my bowling style to one where I don’t put my thumb in the ball. The other guys call it the “two in the pink, none in the stink” method. Not sure what they mean by that.

By doing this, it buys me time. I now have the biggest hook a league where gimmicks play all the way until the playoffs start in April. I just don’t know if I can show up and root for an under while also rolling out a new bowling approach. It seems like a lot of change for one guy in such a short amount of time. Frankly, I don’t know if I am ready to come out of the under closet just yet. What if the guys don’t accept me? ┬áLike always, I have the perfect plan.

I can still get my under fix by taking the Clippers-Celtics under 59 in the first quarter since that bet will be over (hopefully under) by the time bowling starts. I have no idea how this one will play out by I need a good “practice game” to get accustomed to all of the new under terminology I learned on Twitter in the past 24 hours. As an over guy, I have no idea what to yell at the screen while I am watching this bet play out but there is a lot of good stuff that I had no idea about. Once again, Twitter changes my life for the better. Here is the thread if you want to see what the under life is all about.

Obviously I will need an over or two to go with and I found a couple just hanging around in college hoops. The first one is at 8 pm and I am basically playing it to counter act the under I am playing at the exact same time. (I know, smart.) Here’s what people don’t understand about North Texas. They have a top 30 (ok, 31) offense in the offensive efficiency metric. That’s better than Florida, Michigan, Maryland, Colorado, Seton Hall, Alabama, I think you get the point. There is like 353 teams and they are better than 322 of them offensively.

In my mind, we can pencil North Texas in for close to 40 in the first half. In their last three home games, their lowest output in the first half has been 38 and they even dropped a 50 burger in one of those games. The last time they didn’t get at least 30 in the first half was January 4th against Marshall and they got 29. (That game went over 58.5 in the first half.) If Charlotte can just get near 30 in the first half we should win. They just had a 40 burger in the first half of their last game and they have scored at least 23 point in all but two of their 12 games in 2020. This should be a fun over.

But before either of the “good games” start, there is the Florida Gulf Coast/Kennesaw State game that deserves a bet. The idea the we are allowed to bet that FGCU will score at least 31 points is absurd. We are talking Kennesaw State here. Air Bud could legit start for them. They gave up 34 points in the first half to Liberty and they take two weeks to put up a shot every time down. The Owls have given up 52 to North Florida in the first half, 45 to Jacksonville, 47 to North Alabama, 32 to NJIT (I don’t even know what that is) and 34 to this same FGCU team in the last month. 31 points should be no problem for FGCU even though they are pretty hard to watch at times. Nuff said, I am betting all three of these games.

Clippers-Celtics Prediction 2-13-2020 (All Lines are at 5Dimes)

  • Clippers-Celtics Under 59 *1st Quarter (-120)
  • Charlotte-North Texas Over 58.5 *1st Half
  • Florida Gulf Coast TTO 31 *1st Half

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Clippers-Celtics Prediction 2-13-2020

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